Erratum

My dear readers, I have let you down, and I am ashamed. You come to this site for true reporting from the front lines in Tanzania, but instead in the last post I gave you lies. I would like to set the record straight:

There are sheep here, they're just freaky-looking. What I had originally taken to be a subspecies of thickset, exceptionally ugly goat is, instead, ovine. They've got shortish, straightish wool (which is what initially threw me off), and thick sheepy tails. I was also sitting next to a pen yesterday and noticed that the animal next to me had round pupils - as I'm sure you know, goat pupils are rectangular and satanic. So there went the ugly-goat theory. It's ugly sheep after all.

I can only beg your forgiveness for this massive oversight, and promise to strive for higher editorial standards in the future.